You are insane if you think I’m going to read Yelp reviews for my blog
Please give yelp reviews for this blog
Daddy said I can also do this so do me
So your comment deeply bothered me and I went onto your blog to figure out if you were some like, daddy kink person. And the whole time my bf is in the room witnessing this. And I’m digging through your blog because I’m trying to figure out what fandom you’re blogging about. And we found out that it’s about a musical called assassins, which is a musical about people who have assassinated US presidents. And then we found out you really like this guy named Charles Guiteau and so we googled him and he shot President Garfield. I relay this information to my bf who then reveals that he is a direct descendant of President Garfield and now we’re reading your fanfic about the guy that murked his great great great great grandpa or whatever
